Tuesday, March 27, 2007

fun pun

A pun is very interesting because it's a game with words. I have always been amused with puns as they show wittiness in the person who uses them. Have fun with some here and you're most welcome to give a shot at your own puns!

The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.

The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.

So, how's the flower business going? Oh, it's blossoming quite nicely.

Most males in a men's room are stand-up guys.

In certain sexual harassment cases things can get kind of touchy.

The computer bug got caught in a spider website.

What did the guy say, who needed the restroom, when he found someone blocking him? 'Urine my way'


U.Lee said...

Hello D, love your puns, I'll try see can remember any, meantime, here's some smiles for you. Have a nice day, D. UL. Some London signs: In a Birmingham department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In a Norwich office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back Or further steps will be taken.
In an Swindon office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on The draining board.
Outside a Chester secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring Your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in Cambridge health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Leicester laundromat: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the Light Goes out.
Spotted in a Longleat safari park: Elephants! Please stay in your car.
Seen during a Blackpool conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on The first floor.
Notice in a field in Wiltshire: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull Charges.
Message on a leaflet in Reading: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door in Newcastle-on-Tyne: We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door - the bell Doesn't work.

U.Lee said...

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

You have a nice day D, UL.

D said...

HaHaHa... Thanks for sharing Uncle Lee (this man is very resourceful!)

Mama Sarah said...

i'm not good with a one liner puns. hehe but yours and u.lee's puns are funnny. ROTFL

loveujordan said...

hahahaha...so funny :D

I think you and u.lee could be puns stuff staff at the funny basement upstairs....I je yang faham hehehe.

ruby ahmad said...

Hi D,

Hilarious! Definitely one must be utterly witty and sharp to come up with such puns.

Tumpang lalu, Lee, it is amazing how you are always armed with all these snippets, puns in this instance.

Enjoyed both D and Lee this morning. Merci.

kc said...

'what's the planet between saturn and neptune?"

'uranus' (pronounced your anus)

cikdinz said...

kelakau nye...

D said...

tak pe, join the laugh je..

join us too!!

Uncle Lee helps entertain me!!

somehow, I'd expect something like this from you!! Hilarious!! Thanks..

ketawa, jangan tak ketawa!!

idham said...


hilarious...i gelak guling2...walaupun tengah2 malam dan duduk sorang2...nasib baik the anak2 froggies tak terkeluar...masa gelak tu...hahahaha


PS ...D, jgn la delete dulu my link tu...mana tau i aktif balek blogging kan...hehe..

U.Lee said...

Hello D, tumpang sini reply to Ruby.
Ruby, its facinating ladies like D, you and all the ladies here that inspires.
Terima Kaseh, D. You guys have a great day. UL.

Sunan_Jati said...


Mr Incognito said...

punny lah u ni!

D said...

ho ho.. so you're still not quite sure, eh? well, it's still up there (your link)

uncle lee,
you consider me fascinating eh? wait till I put on my red nose! LOL

tak leh panjang lagi ke your OOO? Welcome aboard!

mr incognito,
waaah, hidden talents!

NJ said...

Hahaha..hilarious one! Thanks for making my day.

cikdinz said...

gelak tak berenti lagi nih...

D said...

most delighted to oblige!

wooih, lamo tu gelak tak abih..!