A pun is very interesting because it's a game with words. I have always been amused with puns as they show wittiness in the person who uses them. Have fun with some here and you're most welcome to give a shot at your own puns!
The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
The retired track official has started forgetting things. He has old timer's disease.
So, how's the flower business going? Oh, it's blossoming quite nicely.
Most males in a men's room are stand-up guys.
In certain sexual harassment cases things can get kind of touchy.
The computer bug got caught in a spider website.
What did the guy say, who needed the restroom, when he found someone blocking him? 'Urine my way'